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"Plant a kernel of wheat and you reap a pint; plant a pint and you reap a bushel. Always the law works to give you back more than you give." »Anthony Norvell
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"I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us 'ants,' because we hate that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry." »Author Unknown
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood." »George Smith Patton, Jr.
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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower
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"In Jupiter, there are Earth-Size storms; and in Earth, there are Jupiter-Size lies!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether." »H.S. Thompson
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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain
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"A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad" »Alan Marshall Beck
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." »Archie Griffin
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"Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them." »Josie Bisset
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"I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size." »J. R .R. Tolkien
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"You can often measure a person by the size of his dream." »Dr. Robert Schuller
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"Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does not know everyone else." »Julian Jaynes
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"A man is measured by the size of things that anger him." »Geof Greenleaf
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"Considering the size of the universe, we might conclude that God likes to exaggerate!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Reason is not measured by size or height, but by principle." »Epictetus
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"If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one." »Ross Perot
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"People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your socks match." »Space Ghost, Space Ghost - Musical Bar-b-cue
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"As long as I'm faced in the right direction, It does not matter the size of my steps." »Unknown
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"By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door." »Peter Ustinov
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"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?" »Woody Allen
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"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size" »Woody Allen
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"A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck." »Adam Clayton Jr. Powell
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"Men and women are limited not by the place of their birth, not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their hope." »John Johnson
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"Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather." »Michael Pritchard
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"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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