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"I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Agent Smith I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." »Matrix, The
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"The soul goes round upon a wheel of stars and all things return....Good and evil go round in a wheel that is one thing and not many. Do you not realise in your heart, do you not believe behind all your beliefs, that there is but one reality and we are its shadows and that all things are but aspects of one thing a centre where men melt into Man and Man into God 'No,' said Father Brown." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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"Midnight is another planet! When the clock strikes twelve and if you are asleep, wake up, friend, and discover the beauties of this new planet: Discover the silence; discover the tranquillity; speak to the owls, speak to the moon; greet the hedgehogs and disappear in the midst of the mists!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Put your shoulder to the wheel." »Aesop
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"I'll have you spread-eagled on a wagon wheel" »John Wayne
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"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced." »Vic Gold
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"The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I shall to-day be uppermost." »Confucius
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"Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"In this chaotic world where everything is moving and turning, one's partner should be like the centre of a wheel which never moves and always remains still." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The most stupid man is not the one who acts or speaks improperly, but he who consigns the steering wheel of his destiny to a religious man." »adelkeri
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"If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at the wheel is Captain Termite." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Lloyd Hey, I guess they're right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me" »Dumb & Dumber
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"...desire cracks open the gates. If you're ready it will take you through. But nothing lasts forever, time is the destroyer, the wheel turns again and again, watch out it will take you through." »Starhawk
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"I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours." »Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." »Aldous Huxley
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"There is nothing more contagious on this planet than enthusiasm." »Carlos Santana, Television program--aired on VH1, september 2000
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"Who would've thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such a big difference in our lives The big wheel keeps on turning and here we are again, looking in the sweet face of darkness." »Geoffrey Neighor
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"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him." »Arthur C. Clarke
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"If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water." »Loren
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"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God-but to create him." »Arthur C. Clarke
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"There is no gravity in the planet of Love; everything floats in the air." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on" »Henry David Thoreau
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"While the fates permit, live happily; life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned." »Seneca
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"While the fates permit, live happily life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned." »Seneca
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"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I want to see the manager." »William S. Burroughs
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"When you live on a round planet, there's no choosing sides." »Wayne W Dyer
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"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."" »William S. Burroughs
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"Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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