Sherri Reynolds, A Gracious Plenty
– Johann von Goethe
– Abraham Lincoln
– Sir William Preece
– Henry Seely
– Jaxi West
– James Mellon, who paid $300 for a civil war Union army deferment
– Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus
– Anonymous
– Jean Anouilh
– Proverb
– Euripides
– Euripides, Electra, 413 B.C.
– Red Skelton
– George Eliot
– Albert Bartholomew
– English Proverb
– Jerome K. Jerome
– Christopher William Bradshaw Isherwood
– Author Unknown
– Abraham Lincoln, On Marriage
– William Faulkner
– Benjamin Franklin