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"I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us 'ants,' because we hate that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry." »Author Unknown
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower
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"In Jupiter, there are Earth-Size storms; and in Earth, there are Jupiter-Size lies!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Feel for others--in your pocket." »Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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"You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket." »John Adams, Instructions to his son Johnny in the biography "John Adams" by David McCullough (p. 19)
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"A little in one's own pocket is better than much in another man's purse." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain
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"A book is like a garden carried in the pocket." »Chinese Proverb
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"She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket." »Raymond Chandler
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"Take your hands out of your pocket, because life may push you hardly at any time!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." »Kin Hubbard
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"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and put it in your pocket." »Frank McKinney Hubbard
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"With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too." »Jewish Proverb
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"The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket." »Kin [F. McKinney] Hubbard
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"Man's many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his pocket. The more he has the more they weigh him down." »Bhagawan Sri Sathya Sai Baba
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"...it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson
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"Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull it out and strike it, merely to show that you have one." »Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
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"What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him I have to fish a cigarette out of my pocket." »Karl Kraus
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." »Archie Griffin
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"Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them." »Josie Bisset
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"I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size." »J. R .R. Tolkien
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"Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked." »Lord Chesterfield
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"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1781-82
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"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson
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"Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does not know everyone else." »Julian Jaynes
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"You can often measure a person by the size of his dream." »Dr. Robert Schuller
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"A man is measured by the size of things that anger him." »Geof Greenleaf
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