|
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires." »Dorothy Parker
|
|
"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home." »David Frost
|
|
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires." »Dorothy Parker
|
|
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires." »Dorothy Parker
|
|
"In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry
|
|
"Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts." »Oliver Wendell Holmes
|
|
"Your travel life has the aspect of a dream. It is something outside the normal, yet you are in it. It is peopled with characters you have never seen before and in all probability will never see again. It brings occasional homesickness, and loneliness, and pangs of longing... But you are like the Vikings who have gone into a world of adventure, and home is not home until you return." »Agatha Christie
|
|
"Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has the press seized absolute power and muzzled the politicians." »David Brinkley
|
|
"Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore
|
|
"No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly." »Joseph Brodsky
|
|
"As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it. The only person who's going to be penalized and have difficulty is the law-abiding citizen, who then cannot have it if he wants protection-the protection of a weapon in his home, for home protection." »Ronald Reagan
|
|
"press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE" »Anonymous
|
|
"This is something that I cherish. Once in a friend's home I came across this blessing, and took it down in shorthand ... it says something I like to live with Oh Thou, who dwellest in so many homes, possess Thyself of this. Bless the life that is sheltered here. Grant that trust and peace and comfort abide within, and that love and life and usefulness may go out from this home forever." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
|
|
"It used to take courage--indeed, it was the act of courage par excellence--to leave the comforts of home and family and go out into the world seeking adventure. Today there are fewer places to discover, and the real adventure is to stay at home." »Alvaro de Solva
|
|
"The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure." »Thornton
|
|
"Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one." »A. J. Liebling
|
|
"COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key." »Anonymous
|
|
"No government ought to be without censors & where the press is free, no one ever will." »Thomas Jefferson
|
|
"God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done." »Harry Emerson Fosdick
|
|
"WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. press F10 to Continue." »Anonymous
|
|
"When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
|
|
"Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press and that cannot be limited without being lost." »Thomas Jefferson
|
|
"I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy." »A. J. Liebling
|
|
"To press forward and hold it together when everyone else would understand if you broke down is the greatest strength" »Joseph Nyangon
|
|
"The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY press This town needs an enema" »Batman
|
|
"The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish." »Robert Jackson
|
|
"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." »Alice Kahn
|
|
"There is no such thing, at this date of the world's history, in America, as an independent press. You know it and I know it. There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper I am connected with. Others of you are paid similar salaries for similar things, and any of you who would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone. The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes." »John Swinton
|
|
"I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I would now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School." »Frank Sinatra
|
|
"It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. It is easier to give a cup of rice to relieve hunger than to relieve the loneliness and pain of someone unloved in our home. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start." »Mother Teresa
|
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
