| "The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." »Elizabeth Taylor |
| "If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't it I'm going to go ahead and keep you in the 'happy' category." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I've been over what I'm supposed to say and I've got to tell you, it's pretty persuasive stuff, but is it the whole truth It's a slice of truth, a morsel, a fraction. It's a piece of the pie, certainly not the whole enchilada, and now that I've been thinking about it, I don't think I could tell the whole truth about anything. That's a pretty heavy burden, because we all just view the world through this little piece of coke bottle. Is there such a thing as objective truth I wonder." »Jeff Melvoin |
| "No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't." »Marilyn Monroe |
| "One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Leave well - even 'pretty well' - alone that is what I learn as I get old." »Edward Fitzgerald |
| "I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves." »Ludwig Wittgenstein |
| "When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway." »Clyde B. Aster |
| "Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable." »Joseph Addison |
| "It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an airport' appear." »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear." »Douglas Adams |
| "If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time." »Edith Wharton |
| "If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time." »Edith Newbold Jones Wharton |
| "Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit." »W. Somerset Maugham |
| "The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion." »Arab Proverb |
| "Beanie Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone." »Old School |
| "The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it." »Mignon McLaughlin |
| "All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin |
| "To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price on conjecture." »Anatole France |
| "That was pretty impressive. I got the sucker! (after killing a miserable fly during an interview)" »Barack Obama |
| "Frankly, I think the chances of having a happy childhood while you're still a kid going through it are pretty slim." »Edith Ann |
| "It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed." »Kin Hubbard |
| "Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen." »John Steinbeck |
| "In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes." »Jane Austen |
| "Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat." »John Morley |
| "Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." »Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| "It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important." »Martin Luther King, Jr. |
| "It's pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness." »Jerry Garcia |
| "One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." »Edward Abbey |
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