| "There exist only three beings worthy of respect the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create." »Charles Baudelaire |
| "Priest is a fisherman and Holy Book is a fishook. We either refuse to be a fish or we burn in the frying pan of irrationality!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "In this life, Christ is an example, showing us how to live in his death, he is a sacrifice, satisfying for our sins in his resurrection, a conqueror in his ascentions, a kind in his intercession, a high priest." »Martin Luther |
| "There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution." »Oscar Wilde |
| "Every invalid is a doctor." »Irish Proverb |
| "Christ will remain a priest and king though He was never consecrated by any papist bishop or greased by any of those shavelings but he was ordained and consecrated by God Himself, and by Him anointed." »Martin Luther |
| "The doctor is to be feared more than the disease." »Latin Proverb |
| "The billiard table is better than the doctor." »Mark Twain |
| "Beware of the young doctor and the old barber." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." »Erma Bombeck |
| "God heals, and the doctor takes the fees." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." »Will Rogers |
| "My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August." »Ronnie Shakes |
| "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." »Orson Welles |
| "If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." »Isaac Asimov |
| "The priest persuades a humble people to endure their hard lot, a politician urges them to rebel against it, and a scientist thinks of a method that does away with the hard lot altogether." »Max Percy |
| "A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines." »Frank Lloyd Wright |
| "One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience." »Alice James |
| "The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says 'It's a girl.'" »Shirley Chisholm |
| "I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." »Jimmy Stewart |
| "Myself when young did eagerly frequent Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About it and about but evermore Came out by the same Door as in I went." »Omar Khayym |
| "As a doctor, as a man of science, I can tell you there is no such thing as curses Everything just happens as a question of probability. The statistical likelihood of a specific event." »Andrew Schneider |
| "My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes." »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "There's no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to cut you, take your heart out, and put it on a table." »Charlie Manuel |
| "It is a curious fact that when we get sick we want an uncommon doctor... When we get into a war, we dreadfully want an uncommon admiral and an uncommon general. Only when we get into politics are we content with the common man." »Herbert Clark Hoover |
| "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." »Henny Youngman |
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