"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, "And whom did you consult before coming to me?"
"Only the village druggist," was the answer.
"And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?" asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman.
"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."" »Author Unknown
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"It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution." »Oscar Wilde
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"If I see any politician or a priest or an imam or a rabbi in the Paradise, I will give up believing in God!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create." »Charles Baudelaire, Mon Coeur Mis a Nu, XXII
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"There exist only three beings worthy of respect the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create." »Charles Baudelaire
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"Priest is a fisherman and Holy Book is a fishook. We either refuse to be a fish or we burn in the frying pan of irrationality!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Teaching is as sacred as priesthood. If one has not the concern for humanity, the love of living creatures, the vision of the priest and artist, he must not teach." »Pearl Buck
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"In this life, Christ is an example, showing us how to live in his death, he is a sacrifice, satisfying for our sins in his resurrection, a conqueror in his ascentions, a kind in his intercession, a high priest." »Martin Luther
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"There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution." »Oscar Wilde
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"Every invalid is a doctor." »Irish Proverb
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"Christ will remain a priest and king though He was never consecrated by any papist bishop or greased by any of those shavelings but he was ordained and consecrated by God Himself, and by Him anointed." »Martin Luther
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"The doctor is to be feared more than the disease." »Latin Proverb
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"The billiard table is better than the doctor." »Mark Twain
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"A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor." »Scottish Proverb
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"God heals, and the doctor takes the fee." »Benjamin Franklin
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"The priest persuades a humble people to endure their hard lot, a politician urges them to rebel against it, and a scientist thinks of a method that does away with the hard lot altogether." »Max Percy
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"God heals, and the doctor takes the fees." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." »Erma Bombeck
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"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber." »Benjamin Franklin
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"It is commonly a dangerous thing for a man to have more sense than his neighbours. Socrates paid for his superiority with his life; and if Aristotle saved his skin, accused as he was of heresy by the chief priest Eurymedon, it was because he took to his heels in time." »Wieland
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"I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a dollar." »Ronald Reagan
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"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." »Will Rogers
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"Walking twenty miles a day keeps the Witch Doctor away." »Johnny Wowk
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"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." »Orson Welles
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"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August." »Ronnie Shakes
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"I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." »Jimmy Stewart
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"One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience." »Alice Jones
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"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." »Isaac Asimov
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"Freedom is the only real doctor of the sick slaves; and a good conscience, of the ill masters!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines." »Frank Lloyd Wright
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