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"The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it." »Leo Rosten
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"A professional is someone who can do his best when he doesn't feel like it." »Alistair Cooke
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"I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed." »Frank Deford
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"If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Engineering is the professional art of applying science to the optimum conversion of natural resources to the benefit of man." »Ralph J. Smith
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"The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance." »Robert A. Heinlein
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"This is a football." »Vince Lombardi
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"Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of natural resources to produce wealth." »T. J. Hoover
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"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." »John Heisman
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"In Louisiana we don't bet on football games ... We bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not." »Mark Duffy
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"I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business." »Bette Davis
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"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." »Erma Bombeck
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"If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead." »Erma Bombeck
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"Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast." »Pressbox Maxim
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"Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off." »Lyndon Baines Johnson
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"The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time." »Vince Lombardi
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"The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all." »Alan Simpson
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"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." »Evan Esar
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"America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." »Evan Esar
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"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that." »Bill Shankly
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"Between the amateur and the professional...there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization...A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom." »Bernard De Voto
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." »Eugene McCarthy
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"People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society." »Vince Lombardi
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"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." »Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
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"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent." »Dave Barry
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"The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity." »Lewis Grizzard
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"football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings." »George Will
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"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." »Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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"football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." »George Will
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"College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks." »H. L. Mencken
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