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"Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor." »Sren Kierkegaard
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"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep." »Wystan Hugh Auden
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"If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get." »John Watson
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"I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.'" »Winston Churchill
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"Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction forgotten his own name, that he is a man, purely and simply a man, not a fantastic 3
8 of a paragraph." »Søren Kierkegaard, Asluttende uvidenskabeligt Efterskrift
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"America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." »Evan Esar
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"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." »Evan Esar
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"Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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