| "programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." »Michael Sinz |
| "programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals." »Henry Spencer |
| "BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company." »Anonymous |
| "If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of fiddling with array indexes and worrying whether X is an integer or a real number, we can begin to focus on programming as a source of ideas." »Harold Abelson |
| "As soon as we started programming, we found out to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs." »Maurice Wilkes |
| "The secret of living a life of excellence is merely a matter of thinking thoughts of excellence. Really, it's a matter of programming our minds with the kind of information that will set us free." »Charles R. Swindoll |
| "programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." »Rich Cook |
| "The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman." »Anonymous |
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