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"One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom." »Muriel Spark
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"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn
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"I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist." »Tammy Faye Bakker
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." »Rodney Dangerfield
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"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed." »James Thurber
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"I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our 'friend.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" »Ronnie Shakes
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"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." »Joey Adams
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