| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." »Rodney Dangerfield |
| "I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed." »James Thurber |
| "I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our 'friend.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" »Ronnie Shakes |
| "A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." »Joey Adams |
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