| "horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields |
| "A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare |
| "History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg |
| "Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter." »Jonathan Swift |
| "Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone That way, he learns that 'wishing' isn't going to save our national forests." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name Green Goblin. I want a quarter every time someone says it." »Spider-Man |
| "Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone." »Sigmund Freud |
| "Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century." »Mark Twain |
| "With reasonable men I will reason with humane men I will plea but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost." »William Lloyd Garrison |
| "People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman." »Erma Bombeck |
| "For the desert, a camel is better than a horse." »Med Yones |
| "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome |
| "Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb |
| "It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis |
| "If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore |
| "It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain |
| "A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood |
| "Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too." »Lawrence Bixby |
| "He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts." »Virgil |
| "Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping." »Augustus Hare |
| "In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville |
| "It were not best that we should all think alike it is the difference of opinion that makes horse races. - from Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "I do not come into this pulpit hoping that perhaps somebody will of his own free will return to Christ. My hope lies in another quarter. I hope that my Master will lay hold of some of them and say, You are mine, and you shall be mine. I claim you for myself. My hope arises from the freeness of grace, and not from the freedom of the will." »Charles Haddon Spurgeon |
| "No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest one to ride. on managing talented people" »Eric J. Joiner, Jr. |
| "Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow." »Lydia Maria Child |
| "There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel." »Franklin P. Adams |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
