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"My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed." »Steven Wright, I Have a Pony
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"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping-stone to greatness." »Oprah Winfrey
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"Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness." »Oprah Winfrey
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"It is as queen of Canada that I am here. Queen of Canada and all Canadians, not just one or two ancestral strains." »Elizabeth II
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"Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends." »Henry Ward Beecher
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"Every queen is a woman, but not every woman is a queen." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Mathematics is the queen of the sciences." »Carl Friedrich Gauss
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"I've been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black." »Auguste Renoir
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"In the empire of desert, water is the king and shadow is the queen." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Men like the kings and the queens because men are weak! No strong man accepts any king or queen!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad" »Alan Marshall Beck
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"There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling." »Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 215
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"There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares" »Mark Twain
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"The Queen Mother, with a lifetime's popularity, seemed incapable of a bad performance as national grandmother-warm, smiling, human, understanding, she embodied everything the public could want of its grandmother." »John Pearson
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"Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General." »Gough Whitlam, Prime Minister of Australia, in a speech in 1975.
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"Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.' 'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it half an hour a day. Why, sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.'" »Lewis Carroll
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"Carry your bag by yourself; carry your umbrella by yourself; open your door by yourself; light your own candle! Do your job by yourself! Don’t use others! Don’t behave like a king, don’t behave like a queen! Be humble!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Hither the heroes and nymphs resort,To taste awhile the pleasures of a courtIn various talk th'instuctive hours they past,Who gave the ball, or paid the visit lastOne speaks the glory of the British Queen,And one describes a charming Indian screenlA third interprets motions, looks and eyesAt every word a reputation dies." »Alexander Pope
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