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"Don't be too optimistic while you are tied to a railway when the train is coming; it won't be helpful for the solution!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." »Fred Allen
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"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it." »Truman Capote
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"If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)" »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot." »Unknown
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"I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown." »H. Ross Perot
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"Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world - all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile." »Dean Krakel, Director of the National Cowboy Hall of Fame
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