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"I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and 'rogue' sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, 'Regular time' And they'd say, 'Yeah.' And I'd say, 'Sorry, all I have is rogue time.' It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties." »Doug Larson
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"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties." »Doug Larson
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"Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's." »Peter J. Davies
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"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work." »Gustave Flaubert
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"We must overcome the notion that we must be regular. It robs us of the chance to be extraordinary and leads us to the mediocre." »Uta Hagan
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"I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has regular features." »Henry David Thoreau
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"Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth." »Hugh Elliott
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"ESSAY -- A loose sally of the mind an irregular indigested piece not a regular and orderly composition." »Samuel Johnson
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"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"Creativity is merely a plus name for regular activity . . . any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about dong it right, or better." »John Updike
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"regular and simple life is the life of God; the chaotic and the complex one is the Devil's!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one 'swollen' shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The political lesson of Watergate is this Never again must America allow an arrogant, elite guard of political adolescents to by-pass the regular party organization and dictate the terms of a national election." »Gerald R. Ford
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"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The every-day cares and duties which men call drudgery are the weights and counterpoises of the clock of Time, giving its pendulum a true vibration, and its hands a regular motion; and when they cease to hang upon the wheels, the pendulum no longer sways, the hands no longer move, the clock stands still." »Longfellow
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"Sure there is music even in the beauty, and the silent note which Cupid strikes, far sweeter than the sound of an instrument. For there is music wherever there is harmony, order and proportion; and thus far we may maintain the music of the spheres; for those well ordered motions, and regular paces, though they give no sound unto the ear, yet to the understanding they strike a note most full of harmony." »Sir Thomas Browne
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"Let this be understood, then, at starting; that the patient conquest of difficulties which rise in the regular and legitimate channels of business and enterprise is not only essential in securing the success which you seek but it is essential to that preparation of your mind, requisite for the enjoyment of your successes, and for retaining them when gained. So, day by day, and week by week; so month after month, and year after year, work on, and in that progress gain in strength and symmetry, and nerve and knowledge, that when success, patiently and bravely worked for, shall come, it may find you prepared to receive it and keep it." »Josiah Gilbert Holland
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