| "horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields |
| "A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare |
| "We'll all be riding that streetcar of desire." »Robert Joseph Bob Dole |
| "Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down." »Frank Lloyd Wright |
| "You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis How do they do that" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg |
| "Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome |
| "Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb |
| "For the desert, a camel is better than a horse." »Med Yones |
| "If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis |
| "horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore |
| "It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain |
| "A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood |
| "He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too." »Lawrence Bixby |
| "Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts." »Virgil |
| "It were not best that we should all think alike it is the difference of opinion that makes horse races. - from Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville |
| "Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping." »Augustus Hare |
| "No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest one to ride. on managing talented people" »Eric J. Joiner, Jr. |
| "Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow." »Lydia Maria Child |
| "Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions." »Stephen Leacock |
| "The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a free horse to death." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress." »Alfred A. Montapert |
| "Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in the man who professes it makes no difference to God, either." »A. W. Tozer |
| "A ragged colt may prove a good horse. And so may an untoward slovenly boy prove a decent and useful man." »James Kelly |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
