| "Progress always involves risk you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first base." »Frederick Wilcox |
| "How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket." »Sylvia Plath |
| "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string." »Scott Adams |
| "Solo homers usually come with no one on base." »Ralph Kiner |
| "I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." »Gilda Radner |
| "Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball." »Jerry Coleman |
| "All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand." »Ella Wheeler Wilcox |
| "Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you." »William Blake |
| "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." »Barry Switzer |
| "The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development." »Confucius |
| "That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres -- two doubles and a triple." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy our misdeeds we are all to prone to imitate whatever is base and depraved." »Juvenal |
| "baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game." »Rod Kanehl |
| "If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom, but nobody beats me.'" »Leo Durocher |
| "The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers." »Scott Adams |
| "There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base." »Jerry Coleman |
| "The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity." »Norman R. Augustine |
| "It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people." »Giordano Bruno |
| "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." »Dave Barry |
| "He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." »Albert Einstein |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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