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"For those who are on the roof become insolent as they don't know yet about the slope and the slipperiness of the roof!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. 'Get down' yelled Uncle Lou. 'Don't move' screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"the time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining." »John F. Kennedy
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"the time to reapir the roof is when the sun is shining." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." »George
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"Under the influence of art the walls expand, the roof rises, and it becomes a temple." »Robert Ingersoll, On Isadora Duncan
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"Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number of marbles in your mouth and make a speech. You will soon become an accredited public speaker -- as soon as you have lost all your marbles." »Brooks Hays
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"A foolish man in wealth and authority is like a weak-timbered house with a too-ponderous roof." »R Chamberlain
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"When you are caught in the heavy rains of anger, open the umbrella of mind, take refuge under the roof of reason!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all -- friends?" »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"the bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof." »Richard Bach
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"the bonds that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each others life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof." »Richard Bach
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"You may laugh at a friend's roof don't laugh at his sleeping accomodation." »Kenyan Proverb
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"O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours of long uninterrupted evening, know." »William Cowper
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"the sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the sound of urine splashing into a filthy Texaco latrine." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while." »Groucho Marx
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"I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth." »Carl Sandburg
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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome
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"Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you." »Belgian Proverb
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"What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth." »Jewish Proverb
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"A closed mouth gathers no foot." »Unknown
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"A closed mouth gathers no feet." »Anonymous
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"A silent mouth is sweet to hear." »Irish Proverb
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"Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut." »Robert Newton Peck
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"When you close your mouth, your ears will be bigger!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." »Sally Berger
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"We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak." »Epictetus
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"When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot." »African Proverb
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"A closed mouth catches no flies." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Every man was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth." »Miguel de Cervantes
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