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"A good many things go around in the dark besides santa Claus." »Herbert Hoover
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"santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year." »Victor Borges
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"I think Superman and santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year." »Victor Borge
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"I stopped believing in santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple Black
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"I never believed in santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." »Dick Gregory
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"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on santa Claus." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I stopped believing in santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"I stopped believing in santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th." »Roy Blount Jr.
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"Christmas is a time when kids tell santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it." »Richard Lamm
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