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"[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]" »Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
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"If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance." »Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus
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"If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Politics [is] the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order." »Barry Goldwater
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"As we reach midlife . we are not prepared for the idea that time can run out on us, or for the startling truth that if we don't hurry to pursue our own definition of a meaningful existence, life can become a repetition of trivial maintenance duties." »Gail Sheehy
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"A person who can acquire no property, can have no other interest but to eat as much, and to labour as little as possible. Whatever work he does beyond what is sufficient to purchase his own maintenance can be squeezed out of him by violence only, and not by any interest of his own." »Adam Smith
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"The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all the forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all the forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination." »Maurice Godelier
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