| "Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad |
| "Age, health, and stage in life have nothing to do with serving or not serving. In each season of life there are attributes and qualities of life and experience that God values in service." »Bruce Kemper |
| "If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life if in his intercourse with his friends, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has." »Confucius |
| "You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun |
| "If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck |
| "There is never enough time, unless you're serving it." »Malcolm Forbes |
| "Life is not meaningful to us unless serving an end beyond itself, unless it is of value to someone else." »Abraham J. Herschel |
| "I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who." »Rudyard Kipling |
| "serving God is doing good to man. But praying is thought an easier service and is therefore more generally chosen." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "The pleasure of the senses is always regulated in accordance with the imagination. Man can aspire to felicity only by serving all the whims of his imagination." »Marquis de Sade |
| "Education, which was at first made universal in order that all might be able to read and write, has been found capable of serving quite other purposes. By instilling nonsense it unifies populations and generates collective enthusiasm." »Bertrand Russell |
| "Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish |
| "Little girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane |
| "One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty." »Maxim Gorky |
| "Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber |
| "Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson |
| "All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin |
| "Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America |
| "The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion." »Arab Proverb |
| "I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy |
| "Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money." »Blessing Irish |
| "The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness." »Victor Hugo |
| "To exclude from positions of trust and command all those below the age of 44 would have kept Jefferson from writing the Declaration of Independence, Washington from commanding the Continental Army, Madison from fathering the Constitution, Hamilton from serving as secretary of the treasury, Clay from being elected speaker of the House and Christopher Columbus from discovering America." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says 'It's a girl.'" »Shirley Chisholm |
| "Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." »John Barrymore |
| "Lately..... all a girl desires from a guy is a GOOD SOUL(Standard of Ur Living)!!!!!" »Siddharth Astir |
| "Reverend Brown girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit." »Coming to America |
| "A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity." »V. P. Skipper |
| "You may search my time-worn face, You'll find a merry eye that twinkles I am NOT an old lady Just a little girl with wrinkles." »Edythe E. Bregnard |
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