|
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." »E. B. White
|
|
"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep." »Albert Einstein
|
|
"He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when He is shearing them. But by this He showeth that they are His own and the newshorn sheep do most visibly bear His name or mark, when it is almost worn out and scarce discernible on them that have the longest fleece." »Richard Baxter
|
|
"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
|
|
"A Tibetan proverb says that it is better to live for one day as a tiger than to live for a thousand years as a sheep. Well, I think the opposite, because the most important thing is to exist! Living sheep is superior to dead tiger!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
|
|
"An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." »Arab Proverb
|
|
"Only a sheep with lion's heart can attack wolf, not the sheep with lion's teeth or with lion's claw!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
|
|
"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men." »Max Beerbohm
|
|
"I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion than an army of 100 lions lead by a sheep." »Tallyrand
|
|
"If you have live in the mud for a while, you must not resist being a frog for a while!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
|
|
"When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him." »Hindustani Proverb
|
|
"If a frog becomes a king, he will make the whole kingdom muddy!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
|
|
"Your culture is your limit; if you can't go beyond it, you will remain as a frog of your little lake!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
|
|
"frog in the mud is happier than the man, because it has no ambition to reach the stars!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
|
|
"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." »E. B. White
|
|
"sheep are under the bed, but the wolf is on the bed." »Charles de LEUSSE
|
|
"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." »Dave Barry
|
|
"It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for your whole life." »Elizabeth Henry
|
|
"Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together." »Polish Proverb
|
|
"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists." »Antoine De Saint-Exupery
|
|
"It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be." »Virgil
|
|
"It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life." »Elizabeth Kenny
|
|
"A black sheep in the family, no doubt" »John Wayne
|
|
"I am His sheep and he is my shepperd. I roamed and he let me. Then he called me. And he led me." »Alfonso Guerrero
|
|
"A man of little learning deems that little a great deal; a frog, never having seen the ocean, considers its well a great sea." »Burmese Proverb
|
|
"A well frog knows nothing of the ocean for it is bound by its space. The Spring insect knows nothing of the Winter because it is bound to a single season." »Chuang Tzu
|
|
"Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner." »James Bovard
|
|
"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." »Bertrand de Jouvenal
|
|
"Strike from mankind the principle of faith and men would have no more history than a flock of sheep." »Mark Beltaire
|
|
"No sheep can be a king in the empire of wolves, but any wolf can be an emperor in the kingdom of sheeps! Paw is the key to the throne." »Mehmet Murat ildan
|
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
