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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." »Emo Phillips
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"A man who could build a church, as one may say, by squinting at a sheet of paper." »Charles Dickens
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"Religion is a bell jar; you cannot find God in that jar, because it is your bell jar, you have created it! Break the glass prison and get fresh air, elevate your intelligence! Wake up and open your eyes; see the truth beyond your prison! If you can’t break the glass, don’t worry; science will do it for you!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." »Gene Fowler
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"A rioter with a Molotov cocktail in his hands is not fighting for civil rights any more than a Klansman with a sheet on his back and mask on his face. They are both more or less what the law declares them lawbreakers, destroyers of constitutional rights and liberties and ultimately destroyers of a free America." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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""He was an old sock and she was a glass slipper"" »William Parsons
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"Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove." »Terry Pratchett
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"It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry." »Nikolai Gogol
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"Meditation is the soul's perspective glass." »Owen Felltham
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"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." »Martin Mull
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"And since you know you cannot see yourself,
so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
will modestly discover to yourself,
that of yourself which you yet know not of." »William Shakespeare
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"If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian." »Paul McCartney
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"Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water" »Signs
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"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." »Paul McCartney
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"And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of." »William Shakespeare
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"The hammer shatters glass but forges steel." »Assyrian Proverb
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"Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones." »English Proverb
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"Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Fortune is like glass--the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken." »Publilius Syrus
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"glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended." »Benjamin Franklin
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"The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back in the glass." »Unknown
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"Life is like an hour glass, every grain of sand means something." »zachary roderiques
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"I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." »Child Age 7
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"The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass." »Boileau
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"Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun, too glorious to be gazed on in his sphere." »Brigham Young
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"Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice." »John Barrymore
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"Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things thou dost not." »Mary Bertone
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"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." »Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
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"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth." »Janeane Garofalo
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