| "In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep." »Albert Einstein |
| "He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when He is shearing them. But by this He showeth that they are His own and the newshorn sheep do most visibly bear His name or mark, when it is almost worn out and scarce discernible on them that have the longest fleece." »Richard Baxter |
| "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement." »Charles M. Schulz |
| "You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men." »Max Beerbohm |
| "An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." »Arab Proverb |
| "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money." »Joe Weinstein |
| "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." »Groucho Marx |
| "You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that'" »Dave Barry |
| "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." »Mark Twain |
| "Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe." »Edward Noyes Westcott |
| "In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite." »Robert Reich |
| "If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his." »James Grover Thurber |
| "A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." »Jack London |
| "The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment." »Warren Bennis |
| "If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists." »Antoine De Saint-Exupery |
| "It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be." »Virgil |
| "It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life." »Elizabeth Kenny |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "Strike from mankind the principle of faith and men would have no more history than a flock of sheep." »Mark Beltaire |
| "Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing. The rest is mere sheep-herding." »Ezra Loomis Pound |
| "The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep." »Alan Patrick Herbert |
| "He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so friendly in all other cases, I look upon him as being no better than a raven that watches a weak sheep only to peck out its eyes." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion." »William Ralph Inge |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "Shepherds know many mysterious languages; they speak the language of sheep and dogs, language of stars and skies, flowers and herbs." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." »Peter Steiner |
| "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." »Archie Griffin |
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