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"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one 'swollen' shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of a shoe the horse was lose; and for the want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy, all for the want of care about a horseshoe nail." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Haughtiness is the high heel shoe of the low men!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop." »Ralph Novak
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"The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living that suits all cases." »Carl Jung
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"The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases." »Carl Jung
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"We can never tell what is in store for us." »Harry S Truman
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"I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters." »Steven Wright
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"What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed" »Michelangelo Buonarroti
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"The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being." »Bette Davis, "The Lonely Life"(1962). Chapter Four.
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"California, the department store state." »Raymond Chandler
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"Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe." »Robert Service
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"A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on." »Kin Hubbard
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"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." »Alec Bourne
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"Optimists are childish; they even believe they can find an ice cream store in the hell!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a great store of gold." »Ecclesiasticus
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"Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases." »American Heart Association Cookbook
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"Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple Black
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"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." »Andrew Schneider
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"To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled men of the fort, it was more than that. It was a flag of surrender. And after that, it was torn up and used for shoe-shine rags, so the men would look nice for the surrender." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind." »Finley Peter Dunne
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends." »Cindy Lew
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"Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things." »Pierce Harris
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"The physicist cannot simply surrender to the philosopher the critical contemplation of the theoretical foundations for he himself knows best and feels most surely where the shoe pinches.... he must try to make clear in his own mind just how far the concepts which he uses are justified... The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking." »Albert Einstein
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"The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes." »Dave Barry
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"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space." »Douglas Adams
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