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"The list of the bigots and the list of the fools are always perfectly the same list!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War." »Al Capone
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"Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead." »Jerry Gillies
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"An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt." »Fred Allen
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"“Do not let your TODAY be stolen by the ghost of yesterday or the "To-Do" list of tomorrow!"" »Steve Maraboli
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"Its embarrassing, you try to overthrow the government and you wind up on a Best Sellers list." »Abbie Hoffman, In response to the success of his book; Steal this Book
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"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." »Robert Orben
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"The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books." »Oliver Wendell Holmes
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"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." »Alice Kahn
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"I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things." »Dorothy Parker
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"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79....." »Douglas Noel Adams
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"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79." »Douglas Adams
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"An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run doesn't matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run." »Sydney Harris
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"If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how warm they kept the head, you'd probably put the flat-top down near the bottom. But you know, I bet it's surprisingly warm." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"From this hour I ordain myself loos'd of limits and imaginary lines, Going where I list, my own master total and absolute, Listening to others, considering well what they say, Pausing, searching, receiving, contemplating, Gently, but with undeniable will, divesting myself of the holds that would hold me." »Walt Whitman
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"Thirty-the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair." »F Scott
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"LEONARD I've failed, Chris. I can't locate the white collective unconscious. CHRIS I wouldn't feel too bad about that. You know, western culture hasn't really carried the baton on folklore and mythology. The rise of Christianity put the kibosh on it--the gospel hits the number one best-seller list and everything else gets remaindered." »Barbara Hall
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"The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of obstacles to a pleasing personality interrupting others sarcasm vanity being a poor listener insincere flattery finding fault challenging others without good cause giving unsolicited advice complaining attitude of superiority envy of others' success poor posture and dress." »Unknown
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"Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time." »Norman Ford
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"Life is never too short, we just don't do what we want with it." »Roman Lalich
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"This is the short and the long of it." »William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 2 scene 2
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"What ought a man to be Well, my short answer is himself." »Henrik Ibsen
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"Life is too short to be sensible." »Unknown
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"Life is too short to be taken seriously." »Author Unknown
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"A short saying oft contains much wisdom." »Sophocles
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""Its only deep if you're short."" »Tom Zegan
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"Life is too short for traffic." »Dan Bellack
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"Don't ever sell mankind short by saying there's anything they can't do." »Fredric Brown
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"To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short." »Confucius
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"Life is short; live it up." »Khrushchev
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