| "If there's ever an amusement park called bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'bag.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well." »Black Hawk |
| "Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse Graham I suppose it would depend on the context. Tracy How about John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara Graham It's a curse. Tracy Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times." »Signs |
| "To your friends, you're like a trash bag they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out." »Adam R. Gwizdala |
| "A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." »Nancy Davis Reagan |
| "Own only what you can carry with you know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag." »Alexander Solzhenitsyn |
| "You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests Just a big bag of blood." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Be not slow to visit the sick." »Ecclesiastes |
| "A Hospital is no place to be sick." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "Politics when I am in it, makes me sick." »Edward De Bono |
| "News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day." »Gene Fowler |
| "Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love." »King Soloman |
| "Health food makes me sick." »Calvin Trillin |
| "Only sick music makes money today." »Friedrich Nietzsche |
| "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." »J. Krishnamurti |
| "One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have to to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick." »Rabbi Harold Kushner |
| "When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear, when that happens, The Warriors of the Rainbow will come to save them." »Chief Seattle |
| "My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary." »Martin Luther |
| "A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "But true love is a durable fire In the mind ever burning Never sick, never old, never dead From itself never turning." »Sir Walter Raleigh |
| "One should not stand at the foot of a sick person's bed, because that place is reserved for the guardian angel." »Jewish Folk Saying |
| "I cannot help but wonder whether, by continuing and expanding the school lunch program, we aren't witnessing, if not encouraging, the slow demise of yet another American tradition the brown bag. ... Perhaps we are beholding yet another break in the chain that links child to home." »Charles Mathias, Jr. |
| "You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the whole bag." »Unknown |
| "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself." »Oscar Wilde |
| "Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the bedside of a child deathly sick." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "Hear me, my chiefs I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever." »Chief Joseph |
| "He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so friendly in all other cases, I look upon him as being no better than a raven that watches a weak sheep only to peck out its eyes." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "Beauty is but a flower,Which wrinkles will devourBrightness falls from the airQueens have died young and fairDust hath closed Helen's eye.I am sick, I must dieLord have mercy on us." »Thomas Nash |
| "I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead." »Woody Allen |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
