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"I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, 'Hey, let's put him in the movie.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Trent I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man, bad man." »Swingers
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"I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Too often the strong silent man is silent because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent." »Winston Churchill
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"Never say never, cause 'never' is like when the hero dies at the end of a movie." »Zen diab
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"Never judge a book by its movie." »J. W. Eagan
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"Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie Ben Hur." »Deane Jordan
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"I'm never going to be a movie star. But then, in all probability, Liz Taylor is never going to teach first and second grade." »Mary J. Wilson
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago." »Will Rogers
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"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars." »Fred Allen
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"The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that's a downer is a great way to find out about someone." »Henry Adams
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"While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife." »Baghdad Betty, Iraqi radio announcer, to gulf war troops
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"I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me." »Ralph Ellison, "The Invisible Man"
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"If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different movies." »Quentin Tarantino, Referring to the movie Pulp Fiction
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"I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Of those who say nothing, few are silent." »Thomas Neill
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"He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak." »Ausonius
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"silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone." »Gertrude Stein
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"Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be." »Author Unknown
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"Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent." »Epictetus
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"silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone." »Gladys Bronwyn Stern
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"I think my favorite monster movie is 'Gone With the Wind', because it has that ear monster and that big-dress monster." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Women like silent men. They think they're listening." »Marcel Archard
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"The silent bear no witness against themselves." »Aldous Huxley
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"Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water." »Latin Proverb
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"It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad books." »Voltaire
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"Her eyes are homes of silent prayers." »Alfred Lord Tennyson
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"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossile to be silent." »Victor Hugo
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"Be silent when you are criticised so that you can hear the critiques well!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Listen, if you would learn; be silent, if you would be safe." »Arabic Proverb
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