| "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples." »George Burns |
| "Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still" »J. Paul Getty |
| "You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note." »Doug Floyd |
| "It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not." »Albert Brooks |
| "I have a problem about being nearly sixty I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one." »Elizabeth Janeway |
| "Take a note of that his Lordship says he will turn it over in what he is pleased to call his mind." »Richard Bethell |
| "The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is." »Clive Staples Lewis |
| "Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run." »Rudyard Kipling |
| "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." »Ellen DeGeneres |
| "If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only cash you have -- so spend it wisely." »Kay Lyons |
| "With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs." »James Grover Thurber |
| "note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that never miss the opportunity to give encouragement." »George Burton Adams |
| "Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries." »James Albert Michener |
| "Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it.... Be satisfied with success in even the smallest matter, and think that even such a result is no trifle." »Marcus Aurelius Antoninus |
| "Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." »Gail |
| "The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown, he will give away his energies and his life just to make sure that one note follows another . . . and leaves us with the feeling that something is right in the world." »Leonard Bernstein |
| "That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres -- two doubles and a triple." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre." »Gail Godwin |
| "Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty." »Ellen Glasgow |
| "I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket." »Sylvia Plath |
| "News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day." »Gene Fowler |
| "He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards." »G. C. Lichtenberg |
| "It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese." »Carl Sagan |
| "What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July I answer A day that reveals to him, more than all other days of the year, the gross injustices and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him your celebration is a sham." »Frederick Douglas |
| "Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I was about five feet eight inches tall. I put the ball up and felt totally at ease with the shot. I was completely confident it would go in and I've been shooting it ever since." »Kareem Abdul-Jabar |
| "Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so." »Mark Twain |
| "If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself 'I used to be angry every day then every other day now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods." »Epictetus |
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