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"I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us 'ants,' because we hate that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry." »Author Unknown
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower
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"The secret of success is constancy of purpose." »Benjamin Disraeli
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"The secret of success is constancy to purpose." »Benjamin Disraeli
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"In Jupiter, there are Earth-Size storms; and in Earth, there are Jupiter-Size lies!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"constancy in love is a perpetual inconstancy, in which the heart attaches itself successively to each of the lover's qualities, giving preference now to one, now to another." »La Rochefoucauld
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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain
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"The lake no longer water holds? Off fly the fowls, the lilies stay: If friends are friends when wealth is gone, The lily?s constancy they share." »Hindu Poetess
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"I am years gone from my family and miles away ... but they raid by telephone with jarring suddenness they have the cyclic constancy of a mortgage and they are inevitable and relentless, like the erosion of my remaining youth. Like certain frightening dreams, my family returns." »Jerrold Mundis
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." »Archie Griffin
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain
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"Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them." »Josie Bisset
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"I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size." »J. R .R. Tolkien
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"You can often measure a person by the size of his dream." »Dr. Robert Schuller
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"A man is measured by the size of things that anger him." »Geof Greenleaf
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"Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does not know everyone else." »Julian Jaynes
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"The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me." »George Bernard Shaw
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"The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Considering the size of the universe, we might conclude that God likes to exaggerate!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Reason is not measured by size or height, but by principle." »Epictetus
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"People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your socks match." »Space Ghost, Space Ghost - Musical Bar-b-cue
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"If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one." »Ross Perot
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"As long as I'm faced in the right direction, It does not matter the size of my steps." »Unknown
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"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size" »Woody Allen
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"By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door." »Peter Ustinov
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"A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck." »Adam Clayton Jr. Powell
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"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?" »Woody Allen
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"Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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