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"If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"practice is everythingThis is often misquoted as practice makes perfect." »Periander
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"There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on to someone who won't stay And how do you get rid of someone who won't go" »Danny DeVito
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"It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it on and really scare you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The skull lay tilted in such a manner that it stared, sightless, up at me as though I, too, were already caught a few feet above him in the strata and, in my turn, were staring upward at that strip of sky which the ages were carrying farther away from me." »Loren
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"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side one which we preach but do not practice, and another which we practice but seldom preach." »Bertrand Russell
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"We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side: one which we preach but do not practice, and another which we practice but seldom preach." »Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays (1928), "Eastern and Western Ideals of Happiness"
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"practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect." »Vince Lombardi
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice In practice, there is." »Chuck Reid
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." »Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is." »Chuck Reid
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"practice yourself what you preach." »Titus Maccius Plautus
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"practice is the best of all instructors." »Publilius Syrus
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"practice, the master of all things." »Augustus Octavius
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"Without courage you cannot practice any of the other virtues." »Maya Angelou
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"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion." »The Dalai Lama
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"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe." »Laurence J. Peter
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"More men have become great through practice than by nature." »Democritus
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"By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart." »Confucius, The Confucian Analects
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"By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart." »Confucius
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"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive" »Sir Walter Scott
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"All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life." »M. C. Richards
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"Whoever acquires knowledge but does not practice it is as one who ploughs but does not sow." »Saadi
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"Here's a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once." »Tallulah Bankhead
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"practice and thought might gradually forge many an art." »Virgil
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"You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age." »Homer
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"Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it will get in practice." »George Orwell
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