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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our 'stink' around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help 'Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella.' – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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