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"Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our 'stink' around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help 'Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds - all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have." »Edward Everett Hale
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"The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms.' If it had, there would have been wording such as 'the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.'" »Ken Konecki
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"The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators." »Thomas Babington Macaulay
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"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit." »Aristotle
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"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit." »Aristotle
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"Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how popular and respected, is the right of the citizens to keep and bear arms. This is not to say that firearms should not be carefully used and that definite safety rules of precaution should not be taught and enforced. But the right of the citizens to bear arms is just one guarantee against arbitrary government and one more safeguard against a tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible." »Hubert Humphrey
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"To be, or not to be that is the question Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them To die to sleep No more and by a sleep to say we end The heartache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to,--'t is a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep To sleep perchance to dream ay, there's the rub For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover'd country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of Thus conscience does make cowards of us all And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action." »William Shakespeare
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"If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear." »Lithuanian Proverb
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"Those who have a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how.'" »Dr. Viktor E Frankl
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"Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear." »Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
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"Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!" »Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne
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"The silent bear no witness against themselves." »Aldous Huxley
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"Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear." »Marcus Aureluis
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"Men exist for the sake of one another. Teach them then or bear with them." »Marcus Aelius Aurelius
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"This is a burden I shall bear for every day of the life that is left to me." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Human kind cannot bear much reality." »T. S. Eliot
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"Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune." »Cleobulus
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"No more good must be attempted than the people can bear." »Thomas Jefferson
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"Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit." »James Allen
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"For I am a bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me." »Winnie the Pooh
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"Whatever sentence will bear to be read twice, we may be sure was thought twice." »Henry David Thoreau
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"Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember." » Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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"The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own." »J. Petit-Senn
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"Philosophy teaches us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of others." »Oscar Wilde
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"There is nothing in the world so much admired as a man who knows how to bear unhappiness with courage." »Seneca
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"Not to feel one's misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not manly." »Seneca
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"In this thing one man is superior to another, that he is better able to bear adversity and prosperity." »Philemon
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