| "You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by." »James Barrie |
| "A stitch in time would have confused Einstein." »Unknown |
| "Why should we live with such hurry and waste of life We are determined to be starved before we are hungry. Men say that a stitch in time saves nine, and so they take a thousand stitiches today to save nine tomorrow." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." »William Shakespeare |
| "Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most beautiful prizes slip through it." »Georges Duhamel |
| "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into disbanding, I could sort of slip off to the side and pretend I was window-shopping or something." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place." »Mark Twain |
| "I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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