| "Our banking system is like a bunch of kids stealing from the cookie jar, and when the central bankers are questioned about it, they lie, or they say they're doing it for our own good - and then we keep putting cookies in the jar - and keep allowing them to steal - when all that's really happening is they're getting a free snack on us. They don't even have to be on their best behavior to get the treat!" »John Rocco Savalli |
| "He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop." »Sydney Smith |
| "I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf." »Robert Bloch |
| "For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow." »J. A. Spender |
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