| "If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects the generally small reach of their imagination." »J. R. R. Tolkien |
| "Whoever sets himself to see things as they are will find himself one of a very small circle but it is only by this small circle resolutely doing its own work that adequate ideas will ever get current at all." »Matthew Arnold |
| "So far as modern science is concerned, we have to abandon completely the idea that by going into the realm of the small we shall reach the ultimate foundations of the universe. I believe we can abandon this idea without any regret. The universe is infinite in all directions, not only above us in the large but also below us in the small." »Emil Wiechert |
| "The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak desire brings weak results, Just as a small amount of fire makes a small amount of heat." »Napolean Hill |
| "Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so smart. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass." »Henry Seely |
| "In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri." »Douglas Adams |
| "No sin is small." »Jeremy Taylor |
| "The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood." »Arthur Powell Davies |
| "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." »Steven Wright |
| "Popularity It is glory's small change." »Victor Hugo |
| "A person's a person, no matter how small." »Dr. Seuss |
| "Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs." »Henry Ford |
| "A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation." »Isaiah IX.22 Bible |
| "There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income." »Edmund Wilson |
| "small to greater matters must give way." »William Shakespeare |
| "small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises." »Demosthenes |
| "And remember this if you ever think you're too small to be effective -- you've never been in bed with a mosquito." »Anita Roddick |
| "It takes a big man to admit he's small" »Bryce Komenda |
| "Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness." »Marabeth Madsen |
| "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." »Aesop |
| "It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs." »William Howard Stein |
| "If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room." »Anita Roddick |
| "I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS." »Robert Bakker |
| "small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast." »William Shakespeare |
| "When small men cast long shadows the sun is going down." »Venita Cravens |
| "Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones." »Phillips Brooks |
| "Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win." »Jonathan Kozol |
| "University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." »Henry Kissinger |
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