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"I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is a device which is exploding." »Jacques LeBlanc
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"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." »Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
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"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb." »Benny Hill
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"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart." »Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 205
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"People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave." »James Randi
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"The President can bomb anybody he likes." »Richard Nixon, Nixon
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"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off." »Anonymous
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"Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so smart. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass." »Henry Seely
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"To become oneself, with all one's strength. Difficult. A bomb, a speech, a rifle shot -- and the world can look a different place. And then where is this self" »Christa Wolf
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"Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb." »Spiro T. Agnew
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"The White House is the leakiest place I've ever been in. (On special measures to ensure secrecy of plans to bomb Libya)" »Ronald Reagan
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"The prelude to Tristan and Isolde sounded as if a bomb had fallen into a large music factory and had thrown all the notes into confusion." »The Tribune, Berlin, 1871
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"None of us is as smart as all of us." »Phil Condit
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"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase
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"Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken
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"The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door." »Anonymous
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"I'd rather use the nuclear bomb...Does that bother you I just want you to think big, Henry, for Christ's sake. to Secretary of State Henry Kissinger on escalating the Vietnam War" »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams
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"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it." »Laurence J. Peter
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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"Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart." »Becky Rodenbeck
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"A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." »John C. Maxwell
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"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." »Plato
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"I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought with the atomic bomb. Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the Earth might be killed, but enough men capable of thinking, and enough books, would be left to start again, and civilization could be restored." »Albert Einstein
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"Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man." »Old School
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"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."" »Bernard Avishai
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"Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive." »Happy Gilmore
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"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway." »Bernard Avishai
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"New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having smart people with access to state-of-the-art technology." »Robert E. Kahn
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"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible." »Doug Larson
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