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"Good will and ill will are just two sides of the same card..." »Hussein Al-Khunaizi
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"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart." »Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 205
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"Money is a poor man's credit card." »Herbert Marshall McLuhan
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"Procrastination is like a credit card it's a lot of fun until you get the bill." »Christopher Parker
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"People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave." »James Randi
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"Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control." »Cyril Connolly
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"Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so smart. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass." »Henry Seely
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"I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to school but because my mother took me to the library. I wanted to become a writer so I could see my name in the card catalog." »Sandra Cisneros
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"None of us is as smart as all of us." »Phil Condit
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"I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to buy a pair of shoes I am not asked to produce my Identity card. I love it because my mail is not censored. My phone is not tapped. My conversation with friends is not reported to the secret police." »Janina Atkins
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"Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken
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"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams
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"Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart." »Becky Rodenbeck
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it." »Laurence J. Peter
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"A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." »John C. Maxwell
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"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." »Plato
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"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."" »Bernard Avishai
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"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway." »Bernard Avishai
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"Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man." »Old School
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"Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive." »Happy Gilmore
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"Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary." »Julius Rosenwald
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." »Eugene McCarthy
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"smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." »George Burns
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"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible." »Doug Larson
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"New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having smart people with access to state-of-the-art technology." »Robert E. Kahn
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"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." »Norm Crosby
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"We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants." »Scott Adams
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"Were all thy fond endeavours vain To chase away the sufferer?s smart, Still hover near, lest absence pain His lonely heart." » Sa?di
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