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"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart." »Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 205
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"People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave." »James Randi
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"Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so smart. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass." »Henry Seely
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"The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money -- then make money with money -- then make lots of money with lots of money." »Paul Erdman
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"Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go." »Mother Theresa
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"None of us is as smart as all of us." »Phil Condit
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"Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken
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"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase
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"Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart." »Becky Rodenbeck
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams
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"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it." »Laurence J. Peter
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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"It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy." »George Horace Lorimer
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"When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death." »J. P. Donleavy
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"money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what she'd say if I spent it like a sober congressman" »R. W. Plagge
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"money is to be respected one of the worst things you can do is handle another person's money without respect for how hard it was to earn." »T. Boone Pickens, Jr.
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"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." »Plato
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"A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." »John C. Maxwell
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"“The secret to money is so simple that most people completely miss it, because they're looking for some grand answer about this resource called money, which has so much power over them.”" »John Rocco Savalli
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"It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly." »Samuel Butler
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"“You know a whole lot more about money than you think you do. You've only been misled to believe that you don't know by people who don't want you to understand how simple money really is.”" »John Rocco Savalli
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"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway." »Bernard Avishai
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"Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man." »Old School
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"Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive." »Happy Gilmore
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"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."" »Bernard Avishai
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"Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary." »Julius Rosenwald
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"New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having smart people with access to state-of-the-art technology." »Robert E. Kahn
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." »Eugene McCarthy
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"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible." »Doug Larson
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"smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." »George Burns
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