| "smash forehead on keyboard to continue." »Anonymous |
| "Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never hit soft" »Theodore Roosevelt |
| "No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see what kind of ground they'll hit next." »Ernest Haycox |
| "If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip. Even if they smash you, ick, you're all over their lip" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies that's fair.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race." »Bertrand Russell |
| "A hit, a very palpable hit." »William Shakespeare |
| "For a smart material to be able to send out a more complex signal it needs to be nonlinear. If you hit a tuning fork twice as hard it will ring twice as loud but still at the same frequency. That's a linear response. If you hit a person twice as hard they're unlikely just to shout twice as loud. That property lets you learn more about the person than the tuning fork." »Neil Gershenfeld |
| "A wise man ought always to follow the paths beaten by great men, and to imitate those who have been supreme, so that if his ability does not equal theirs, at least it will savor of it. Let him act like the clever archers who, designing to hit the mark which yet appears too far distant, and knowing the limits to which the strength of their bow attains, take aim much higher than the mark, not to reach by their strength or arrow to so great a height, but to be able with the aid of so high an aim to hit the mark they wish to reach." »Niccolo Machiavelli |
| "It is not enough to aim you must hit." »Italian Proverb |
| "A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it." »Anonymous |
| "hit any user to continue." »Anonymous |
| "So I'm ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "When it's breezy, hit it easy." »Davis Love, Jr. |
| "Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything." »Nikita Khrushchev |
| "How can a guy hit and think at the same time" »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "I keep my eyes clear and I hit 'em where they ain't." »Wee Willie Keeler |
| "I don't think I'm ever more 'aware' than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector." »Anonymous |
| "I won't do decorative roles even if they are a part of hit films." »Manisha Koirala |
| "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom." »General George Patton |
| "I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach." »Upton Sinclair |
| "I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run." »Babe Ruth |
| "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "You never know what's hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked how he would choose to die)" »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." »Jim Palmer |
| "I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." »Barry Switzer |
| "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead |
| "That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres -- two doubles and a triple." »Jerry Coleman |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
