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"smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." »Fletcher Knebel
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"Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times." »Mark Twain
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"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." »Steven Pearl
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"To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times." »Mark Twain
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"I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read about the effects of smoking that he gave up reading." »Henry G. Strauss
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"I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever." »Greg Proops
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"I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." »Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue
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"Quiting smoking is like quiting a beautiful bitch of a lover, she is beautiful but you have 1001 reasons to quit her, quiting benzos is like going out of prison digging the rock with a spoon." »Me
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