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"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" »Jake Johanson
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"You cut the jacket to fit the person, you do not cut the person to fit the jacket. Do not imitate the strategies of your competitors or blindly implement industry best practices. The Leader of an organization must analyze the situation and customize the business plans to fit the organization's position." »Med Jones
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"A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a child." »Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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"A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a child." »Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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"smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." »Fletcher Knebel
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"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." »Steven Pearl
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"Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times." »Mark Twain
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"To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times." »Mark Twain
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"I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever." »Greg Proops
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"I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." »Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue
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"I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read about the effects of smoking that he gave up reading." »Henry G. Strauss
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"Quiting smoking is like quiting a beautiful bitch of a lover, she is beautiful but you have 1001 reasons to quit her, quiting benzos is like going out of prison digging the rock with a spoon." »Me
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