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"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter." »Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (regarding popcorn)
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"Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a 'shell' if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter." »Lavina Christensen Fugal
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"By perseverance the snail reached the ark." »Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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"Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Never fall out with your bread and butter." »English Proverb
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"I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking." »Katherine Cebrian
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"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." »Charles M. Schulz
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"I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine every man for himself, and God for us all." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine." »Polish Proverb
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"There needs no other charm, nor conjuror, To raise infernal spirits up, but Fear, That makes men pull their horns in, like a snail, That?s both a prisoner to itself and jail; Draws more fantastic shapes than in the grains Of knotted wood, in some men?s crazy brains, When all the cocks they think they are, and bulls, Are only in the insides of their skulls." »Butler
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it" »Steven Wright
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" »Steven Wright
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"Move at a snail's pace or walk with the speed of a turtle or run like a rabbit! Just move; forget about the speed and just move ahead!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffered Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night-she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-Is this all" »Betty Naomi Friedan
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"The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing if all of those brown bags contained 'nutritionally adequate diets.' But I do know that those brown bags and those lunch pails symbolized parental love and responsibility." »Charles Mathias, Jr.
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