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"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." »Jay Leno
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"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend." »Zenna Schaffer
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"If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb
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"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb
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"If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton
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"Big fish eats small fish; oceans need revolution! Big man beats little man; world needs revolution! Big galaxies swallow little galaxies; universe needs revolution! Anything which is not ethical needs a strong revolution!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"For ocean, whale is a small fish; for wise man, small fish is an ocean! Sun, hides in the candle!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"When you see a snake, never mind where he came from." »W. G. Benham
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"A snake deserves no pity." »Yiddish Proverb
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"A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil
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"Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake." »Persian Proverb
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"He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string." »Persian Proverb
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"If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes." »H. Ross Perot
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"The Japanese have hit the shores like dead fish. They're just like dead fish washing up on the shores." »Steve Jobs
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"Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil
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"No owl is afraid of the night, no snake of the swamp and no traitor of the treason!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Propaganda is a soft weapon hold it in your hands too long, and it will move about like a snake, and strike the other way." »Jean Anouilh
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"At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish." »Thai Proverb
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"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy." »W.C. Fields
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"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." »W. C. Fields
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after." »Henry David Thoreau, ?
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"Two people kissing always look like fish." »Andy Warhol
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem
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"A very ancient and fish-like smell." »William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 2 scene 2
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"The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb
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