| "Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done as soon as you wish it would." »Ronald Reagan |
| "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." »Harry S Truman |
| "Worries go better with soup than without." »Yiddish Proverb |
| "Worries go down better with soup than without." »Jewish Proverb |
| "Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat." »Konrad Adenauer |
| "Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." »Ambrose Bierce |
| "An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." »H.L. Mencken |
| "A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory an empty gin bottle." »Erma Bombeck |
| "Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a loony-goony dance'Cross the kitchen floor,Put something silly in the worldThat ain't been there before." »Shel Silverstein |
| "We can drink soup with a fork, it will only take long time! As long as we are patient, we can drink it even with a tiny pin!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot." »George Burns |
| "That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being like a kitchen midden layer upon layer of the things daily life is made of. The edifice that lovers build is by comparison delicate and one-dimensional." »Laurie E. Colwin |
| "In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell's ninetieth birthday that best serves to summarize his attitude toward God and religion. A London lady sat next to him at this party, and over the soup she suggested to him that he was not only the world's most famous atheist but, by this time, very probably the world's oldest atheist. 'What will you do, Bertie, if it turns out you're wrong' she asked. 'I mean, what if--uh--when the time comes, you should meet Him What will you say' Russell was delighted with the question. His birght, birdlike eyes grew even brighter as he contempalated this possible future dialogue, and then he pointed a finger upward and cried, 'Why, I should say, 'God, you gave us insufficient evidence.' '" »Al Seckel |
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