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"Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles." »Barbara Hall
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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"It's funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event. A miracle is something that defies nature. Only, childbirth has got to be the most natural thing in the world. Top three anyway. But, on the other hand, when you think about it, there's really no other word that fits. sperm. Egg. A coincidental meshing of genetic information that will grow something that could write an opera or cook up some Napalm. It blows my mind." »Barbara Hall
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"When the reviews are bad, I tell myself that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank." »Liberace
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"It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night." »Willie Sutton
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"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name." »Paula Poundstone
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"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest." »Professor Irwin Corey
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." »Bob Hope
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"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." »Oscar Wilde
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen
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"If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen
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"The friendship of the bad is like the shade of some precipitous bank with crumbling sides, which, falling, buries him who is beneath." »Bharavi
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"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." »Robert Frost
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"People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold." »John Jay Chapman
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"Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash." »Casino
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"One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, how big my house was, or what kind of car I drove. But the world may be a little better, because I was important in the life of a child." »Forest Witcraft
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"If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"bank on a life, saving towards the certainty of change Ledger all the happiness, pencil in to rearrange Withdraw all the worry Deposit all the faith Compound all the experience and Recognize when the payment is late." »Unknown
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"Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion." »Jean Jacques Rousseau
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"Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion." »Jean Jacques Rousseau
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