| "A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Charlie And I'd really like to kiss you, but that's not a good idea, because then we'd start kissing on the couch, and then we'd start kissing on the bed, and I don't wanna rush into spending the night together. Harriet I'd love to spend the night together. Charlie I have no problem with that" »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars." »William Westmoreland |
| "This is the start, this is not the end. To that end, where do we start" »Jody Weintraub |
| "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." »W. C. Fields |
| "Start by doing what's necessary then do what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible." »Saint Francis of Assisi |
| "When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have." »Kathleen A. Sutton |
| "People don't start wars, governments do." »Ronald Reagan |
| "But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem." »R. E. Phillips |
| "There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on." »Robert Byrne |
| "Keen at the start, but careless at the end." »Cornelius Tacitus |
| "You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." »J. K. Rowling |
| "If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry." »Will Rogers |
| "You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers." »John J. Plomp |
| "Sometimes losing hope means you have planned for a new start!!!!" »Siddharth Astir |
| "It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children." »Kingsley Amis |
| "The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose, you have lost." »George Shultz |
| "You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything will be okay." »Ruben Studdard |
| "It's time to start living the life you've imagined." »Henry James |
| "Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family." »Anthony Brandt |
| "I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." »Woody Allen |
| "If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you." »Nikita Khrushchev |
| "You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there. But immediately. You can't afford to lose a minute." »J. D. Salinger |
| "Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying." »Anonymous |
| "The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their shirt sleeves." »Garth Henrichs |
| "It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself. But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem." »R. E. Phillips |
| "There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that you dare not start." »Charles Baudelaire |
| "By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of the healing." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Pink All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself." »Dazed and Confused |
| "Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while." »Kim Hubbard |
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