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"Whoever is out of patience is out of possession of his soul. Men must not turn into bees, and kill themselves in stinging others." »Sir Francis Bacon
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"Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison
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"You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair." »I Ching
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"I washed my hair, then when to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"I washed my hair, then went to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"I washed my hair, then when to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul F. Meekin
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"The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I don't need hair to be a hippy.
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"Experience is a comb that is given to you, when you have already lost you hair." »Giorgos Zambetas, Greek musician
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"A hair on the head is worth two on the brush." »Irish Proverb
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"A hair divides what is false and true." »Omar Khayyam
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"It is not white hair that engenders wisdom." »Menander
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"Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom." »Greek Proverb
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""Alas! I have more hair on my shoulders then on my head."" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." »Johnny Carson
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"It made our hair stand up in panic fear." »Sophocles
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"Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern
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"Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern
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"My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair." »Jane Fonda
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"How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents." »Edward R. Nida
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"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns
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"My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct. (On campus radicals)" »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson
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"Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair." »Kahlil Gibran
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"And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair." »Kahlil Gibran
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"The waves s' lengthen on the beach; Your hair on your back of an Angel. (Les vagues s’allongent sur la plage; Tes cheveux sur ton dos d’ange. )" »Charles de LEUSSE
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"The waves lengthen on the beach; Your hair on your back of an Angel. (Les vagues s'allongent sur la plage; Tes cheveux sur ton dos d'ange)" »Charles de LEUSSE
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""Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five." »Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"
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