| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our 'stink' around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "We sat outside the studio at night, among a few candles, and closed our eyes for a minute. After that, we jammed straight from our hearts. We didn't play for ourselves, but for the ones no longer with us in flesh, but always with us in spirit. God bless. Until we meet again. Soul fly... fly free" »Max Cavalera |
| "If you don't like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don't like the governor, it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don't like me, 90 cents." »Edward Irving Koch |
| "Let me fly" »romi |
| "If you don't leap, you'll never know what it's like to fly." »Guy Finley |
| "No need to teach an eagle to fly." »Greek Proverb |
| "Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton |
| "Standing on the earth and think to fly high." »Sandip Patel |
| "Imagination is the highest kite one can fly." »Lauren Bacall |
| "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets." »Mel Brooks |
| "You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren." »William Henry Hudson |
| "You must lose a fly to catch a trout." »George Herbert |
| "It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation." »Dr. Rob Gilbert |
| "We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly by embracing each other." »Comte DeBussy-Rabutin |
| "We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another." »Luciano De Crescenzo |
| "It is possible to fly without motors, but not without knowledge and skill." »Wilbur Wright |
| "Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet." »Chinese Proverb |
| "I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks and it can't fly very high." »Wilbur Wright |
| "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." »Douglas Adams |
| "The guardian angels of life sometimes fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us." »Jean Paul Friedrich Richter |
| "I don't fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually for something you've done in the past. And I like to keep looking forward." »Garth Brooks |
| "There are only two words with four letters which can make us fly: Wing and Love." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "The secret of my success is that I always managed to live to fly another day." »Boutros Boutros-Ghali |
| "On the wings of lies, man can only fly to the land of shame and lowness!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Words are a heavy thing...they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn't fly." »Christian Williams |
| "Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth" »Henry David Thoreau |
| "That was pretty impressive. I got the sucker! (after killing a miserable fly during an interview)" »Barack Obama |
| "I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
