| "Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad |
| "You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun |
| "If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck |
| "I don't even know what street Canada is on." »Al Capone |
| "Life is a dead-end street." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "The road to Easy street goes through the sewer." »John Madden |
| "Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out." »Steven Wright |
| "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." »Virginia |
| "The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates." »Dave Barry |
| "I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street." »Virginia Woolf |
| "Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish |
| "Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends, some by death others through sheer inability to cross the street." »Virginia |
| "If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers." »Maya Angelou |
| "There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top problems in physics, because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago." »Julius Robert Oppenheimer |
| "Little girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane |
| "I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul." »Victor Hugo |
| "Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber |
| "Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson |
| "One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty." »Maxim Gorky |
| "Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can pick it up." »Hannah Arendt |
| "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election." »Bill Vaughan |
| "Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America |
| "All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin |
| "The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion." »Arab Proverb |
| "A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" »Jake Johanson |
| "Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money." »Blessing Irish |
| "I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy |
| "The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness." »Victor Hugo |
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